“Where is my checkbook? What happened to that phone number I copied last week? What happened to my life insurance policy that I took out of the safe-deposit box?” You cannot believe all the aggravation that I have faced because my desk is in a continuous state of disorder. … [Read more...]

To tortoise owners everywhere, all twelve of you. Have you ever contemplated what you would do if your pride and joy escaped from your garden sanctuary? You might think that finding a lost tortoise would be considerably easier than tracking down a tearaway terrier or … [Read more...]

Last week I was taking my Great Dane, Bison, out for a stroll in the local dog park in Jacksonville Beach. In the center of the park, there is a slight drop off that leads to a small body of water, perhaps twenty five yards long. Because Bison is a spry ten month old, he doesn't … [Read more...]

I hate Facebook. Seriously. Not kidding - it's ruining my life. Totally. OK, I'm exaggerating. Facebook does not have that much power over me. But it has hypnotized several of my friends, family members, and colleagues into bind submission - and I'm out to stop it. For … [Read more...]

My mailbox cracks me up. Each morning as I walk to the end of my driveway, I look forward to the day’s catch of medical literature. My wife is in the profession, and the box bombards her with ads for medical conferences, roundtables, symposiums, seminars, webinars, and many … [Read more...]