Americans across the country are currently filling out their 2010 Census forms, however, most people probably don’t realize that there is another equally important census form that needs to be filled out: The Claxton Census. This census needs to be completed by all single men … [Read more...]

Have you ever started awake, looked your partner in the eye and yelled, “Choose the purple one or the pig won’t take the right trail!” In the moment you yelled it, it made perfect sense. It was of vital importance, and she HAD to know! But a half second later, as the sleep fog … [Read more...]

He aimed his keyless remote fob at the door and thumbed the ‘‘unlock’’ button. The door wouldn’t open. Annoyed, my buddy ‘‘Hank’’ pointed again and pressed harder. Nothing. Hank glared at the door as he thrust the fob at it as if running it through with a saber. He mashed the … [Read more...]

When I first moved to my neighborhood, I knew it was something on the edgier side of “up-and-coming”, more like “slowly approaching” or “looking upwards, sometimes.” But I figured with the next town over turning around so quickly, it was just a matter of time that mine would, … [Read more...]