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I love going to Home Depot and Lowe’s. Almost more than Macy’s or Nordstrum’s… I can’t say Neiman Marcus because I don’t have the big bucks for that store. And besides, I can’t wear a size 0 or size 2. These days I’m more into home improvement. I look at interior design magazines … [Read more...]
It was late fall, and Katie - our oldest, and at that point, only daughter - had just turned one. One Wednesday evening, Mama was stuck at the office so it was just Katie and I at home. I was recuperating from a sinus infection and tired of being in the house, so I bundled … [Read more...]
When I was a kid my dad got me started in sports. T-ball was my first experience. It really should have been called herd ball. Occasionally, someone hit a ball and we’d form a pack to chase it down. While my team fought over who was going to keep it, the other team ran the bases, … [Read more...]
Ghost of Charlie, standing next to his dead body: My heart swells up with grief, and cholesterol from last night’s chicken wings, as I stand before you to lionize this great man as myself, who lies so peacefully, wearing a borrowed Gucci, in this wooden coffin. A man of few … [Read more...]
One day, I decided to surprise my wife, Katie, by working on one of her projects - repainting some benches for a Sunday School classroom made up of very short people - hero status here I come! I felt good, with my Parkinson's disease resting in the background. I went to the … [Read more...]