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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Beware The Dog People

By Len Signorile

A lighthearted look at dog owning extremists. Let me make one thing clear from the start. I don’t dislike dogs. So any owners incensed by this article do not have to bother picketing my home, or planning to attach a car bomb to my PT Cruiser. Although the way it’s been acting … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Beauty and the Burrito

By Tracy Sano

I will never forget the day my niece was born. A friend of mine worked at Sephora and had given me a giant bag of goodies. As I dug into it, I started trying out all the different products. And I mean all. I smeared on the face-life cream, eye patches to reduce puffiness, lip … [Read more...]

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3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

More Than Half A Century of Plastic Romance

By Patrick "Patch" Rose

A couple of messages on Facebook this week mentioned a big birthday and celebrity milestone that piqued my interest. The postings announced Barbie is 50 – and perkier than ever, thanks to the miracle of molded plastic. Since Facebook is recognized worldwide for its accuracy and … [Read more...]

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3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

My Left Foot

By Wayne Scheer

About a month ago, my wife broke a CorningWare dish that we think dated back to a wedding present. CorningWare is described as virtually indestructible, and I suppose forty-six years qualifies it as such, but when it falls from a high shelf onto a tile floor, it doesn't just … [Read more...]

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3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Flappy Crappy Demo Day

By Sandra Rae

Ever notice people handing out samples in supermarkets? You know the ones: the demo people who call out, “Sample truffles, chocolates or ice cream.’ Then customers stampede toward them as if these words were announced from Mount Olive. Ah yes, I’ll admit, for a few months I’ve … [Read more...]

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