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I have a giant giraffe in my living room! I only wish it was real so I could open the door and set it free. Or even better I could lay down in its path so that it could trample me to death. Then, I would not have to live in its tacky presence. To be fair, my brother in law has … [Read more...]
Morning - Wake up, scratch my head, done combing hair. Get out of bed don't need to worry about clothes, have been wearing and sleeping in the same clothes for four days. Go to the bathroom, make a mess. Mom loves cleaning up after me so I don't want to disappoint her. Go to … [Read more...]
Sunday 8:00 AM. It's snowing. I think I'll skip Mass today. Skipping church on Sunday is a mortal sin, says Father McGarrity. I'll bet it's not any kind of sin when it's snowing. Maybe it's not a sin to skip church, period. Father McGarrity could be wrong. On the other hand, … [Read more...]
What would you do if, hypothetically, you once drew an original cartoon character, a smirking onion with sunglasses and the hypothetical name of “Onionhead,” and showed your entire fifth grade class the little copyright sign next to it, yet within ten minutes it was all over … [Read more...]
“Hey John, gotta minute?' “Sure Bill, what's up?” “Al and I got tickets for the home game against Milwaukee at Wrigley. Al's wife is sick so could you and Blanche come with Millie and me?' “Wow, a chance to be in that historic place, home of the Cubs! Tinkers, Evers and … [Read more...]