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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

1st Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 1st Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Filling Up On The Super Bowl

By Mitch Graham

Somewhere between two hours of pre-game coverage and halftime of the Super Bowl, my satellite TV receiver informed me it was about to automatically turn off due to “inactivity.” It is a sobering experience when your household technology grows tired of your laziness, but on the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

1st Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 1st Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

How To Speak Foreign

By Joel Habush

Before we get to “How,” let’s first address “Why,” and “Which Language.” In many people’s lives, there comes a time when they decide to learn a language—two thirty in the afternoon. Or seven in the evening—it varies. If it comes at three in the morning, it’s usually a horribly … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Breaking News

By Abby Heugel

I’m not really into the news. While I think it’s important to know what’s going on, I’m okay with just grazing the surface with minimal awareness to the impending doom of the planet and how a trailer park manager won the lotto with a ticket he found in an opossum nest. With … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

The Battle for the Bathroom: This Mother’s Last Stand

By Leigh Ann Northcutt

Today, I am cleaning the bathrooms in my house. And, from a kneeling position with rubber-gloved hands raised in the air, I am once again asking the questions that have tied my knickers in a knot for the last 30 years. Why is it that boys who can hit a round basket in a school … [Read more...]

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2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Singleton

By Sandra Rae

Singleton, the status of being single, where true happiness is found within, or kiss a lot of frogs on your quest to find a prince."— Sandra Rae ‘Retire to Florida and live the great life,’ my single friends declared. —Great life? -- They sit on a bench and feed pigeons for … [Read more...]

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