Was it the thrill of the opening game, the unexpected double overtime victory, the camaraderie of my buddies, the ten dozen chicken wings medium with hot sauce on the side or the two kegs of beer? Whatever it was, we were going to the home opener in three weeks. Since my … [Read more...]

Sixty seconds! That’s all it took for me to go from a normal, stable woman to being completely insane. I’m a rational individual, except when it comes to idiotic things HIMS do. Most women picture a HIM taking care of them, but when it comes to My Precious, he’s the one who needs … [Read more...]

Welcome to the, “I hope that was just a fart” years! That was the advice given to me by my parents via a greeting card in celebration of my 49th birthday. So now I’m thinking I need to be stockpiling granny panties in anticipation of hitting the big 5-0 next year. On the one … [Read more...]

I was asked to leave my weekly square dance lesson for the second time this month because the teacher didn't like my attitude. Even though I stepped on her foot several times, kneed her in the crotch, and accidentally spun her into a steel post it was obvious she was intimidated … [Read more...]