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Dearest ::::__ It’s been quite a year for the Looney clan. Roger lost his job at the Diatomaceous Earth Institute due to a pervasive soil glut and an over-extended janitorial bonus budget, but after forty-eight weeks of unemployment, he still can’t find gainful employment in the … [Read more...]
(Full-contact shopping, American style) Last weekend, I went to a hockey game and a Black Friday sale broke out. Ah, Christmas. That magical time of year when we exchange gifts, visit family and friends, and blast defenseless toy store shoppers in the face with pepper … [Read more...]
RESULTS OF RACES NOW IN LATEST FROM DERBY DOWNS Hopeless Junction; by Betsy Uppington The Derby Downs Race Track here in Hopeless Junction was the scene of this year’s Hopeless Fifty MCRS race. Each year the Motor Cart Racing Society descends upon the town of Hopeless for its … [Read more...]
All entrepreneurs know that the formula for financial success is to “see a need, fill the need,” and by financial success I mean the making of so much money that you have to carry the cash around in metal buckets – with two hands. So here’s my business plan for a hot new start … [Read more...]
For eighteen anxious months CERN super collider scientists have been racing ATOMS around a circular track at close to the speed of light in order to produce atomic smashups. Collisions burst open each atom and send particles, and the hopes of CERN’s scientists, flying off in all … [Read more...]