We’ve launched a new company. It is called Schnookworks. We schnooks specialize in providing value-added services to help everyone around us succeed in their goals. Our key differentiators are that we get neither pay nor recognition for the services we provide. Experts in … [Read more...]

There is a legend that has been passed down from generation to generation of women in Central New Jersey, whispered under the cover of darkness by a loving mother to her shy daughter, shared along with a cup of tea and Twinkies in the warmth of a cozy kitchen, offered as a gift … [Read more...]

I want Vanna's job. Unless you live under a rock like those guys in the Geico insurance commercial, you know Vanna White, the perpetually smiling blonde that turns the puzzle letters on "WHEEL...OF...FORTUNE!!!". Actually, she doesn't even have to turn them anymore. Thanks to … [Read more...]

Cursed with my intelligence but blessed with her mother’s good looks, The Princess, my 19-month-old daughter stood there triumphant. This was by far her crowning achievement, a new milestone, beating out the time she filled her mouth full of dog food. There she stood with a … [Read more...]