HumorPress.com

Have Fun! Get Published! Win Cash Prizes! ™

  • Home
  • Prizes
  • Judging
  • Contest Rules
  • Entry Form
  • Showcase
  • Previous Results
  • My Account

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

New Poll: A Majority of Politicians Disapprove of the Recent Performance of Voters

By Carlos Arnade

Across the Political Spectrum, Politician Distrust of Voters is at an All Time High. A recent Zugsby poll of elected officials serving in county, state, and national offices has revealed that that 72% of the nation’s politicians disapprove of the recent performance of American … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Forty is the New Thirty

By Jeffery Cain

I’m sure you’ve probably heard the saying that forty is the new thirty, but have you considered why? Is it that many people are too poor to retire at sixty-five the way they used to? And the only reason that forty is the new thirty is so people can work that extra ten or fifteen … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Ties Choke Out Fashion Sense

By Burton Cole,

Why are men considered dressed up when their collars are cinched shut by a tie? Is bearing a noose about one’s neck symbolic of the business world? The women next to these gasping men are judged by entirely different open-necked standards. Designers seem to think that the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Why Ask Why? Because

By Burton Cole,

Lisa made the mistake of asking why. Why, she asked me the other day, does gray hair make men distinguished – handsome, even – but women do everything they can to cover it up because it just makes them look old? “Why ask me?” I asked. I knew why – it’s because I’m loaded with … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Chocolate Depravity

By Elaine Harrigan

I knew I shouldn’t have gone shopping so close to dinner. But it was the fabric store, for Pete’s sake; how much temptation could there be? As it turns out, plenty, since Willy Wonka’s evil twin has discovered that anywhere a woman is likely to wait in line is ground zero for a … [Read more...]

  • « Previous Page
  • 1
  • …
  • 69
  • 70
  • 71
  • 72
  • 73
  • …
  • 108
  • Next Page »
ENTER OUR
WRITING CONTEST!

See The Latest Results In Our HUMOR SHOWCASE:

  • Winners
  • Finalists
  • Semi-finalists
  • Honorable Mentions
  • Previous Results (All The Way Back To June 2005)!
  • Writers’ Sites: Add Our Contest Listing
  • Your Partner In Writing Success
  • Contact US

Copyright © 2005 - 2015 HumorPress.com

1128 Royal Palm Beach Blvd., # 102
Royal Palm Beach, FL 33411