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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Drain Oh-Oh

By David Crawford

“Ah, hello again Mr. Crawford. Right this way, we’ve got your usual table over here. Just relax and we’ll get you taken care of.” “Thanks, Doctor.” “So – what happened this time?” “Well, it’s a long story.” “It always is. Nurse? Get the suture tray please.” “It all started … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

What Is It About Men And Home Depot?

By Kelly Dynes

What is it about men and Home Depot? My husband, Tom, is there a minimum of three times a week. As he approaches the sliding doors, the orange glow beckoning to him, his pace quickens and he begins what I call the “hardware walk.” This is a quick purposeful walk straight to the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Online D.A.T.I.N.G (Disastrous and Traumatic – It’s Not Good)

By Mary Kirchhoff

As a 7-year veteran of online dating, I have made a lot of observations about dating, men, life and relationships. I had my very first online dating experience in 2003. Back then I was a bright-eyed, naïve, inexperienced young woman, determined to find a man, and in short order! … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Grey Matter Management 101

By Lisa Lucke

Sometimes, you have to kill off the weak to make the robust ones work to their fullest potential. No, I’m not talking about offspring. I’m talking about brain cells. Brain cells are funny. Not funny ha-ha, (nothing funny about sitting in the driveway with the car running and … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

To All Dieters: Important Message from The Scale Amnesty Society

By JoAnn McGowan

Dear Friend of Weighing Instruments, Your Society has done much to prevent violence towards scales. The rate of violent crimes against scales has drop 50% over the last 3 years with the enactment of the No Scale Thrown Away legislation. Thanks to your generous support, there … [Read more...]

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