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A year after Adam and Eve's premature, Biblical departure from the Garden of Eden, the chief income tax agent in Edenton province called Adam to his cave to discuss their joint income tax return. "I'm sorry to call you in like this," the agent began, "but we don't have … [Read more...]
Reality television show producers, proudly noting they invented the concept of obscure Americans competing in tight, skimpy outfits for glory and lucrative contracts way before the Olympics came around to it, are capitalizing on Olympics fever by throwing out their existing Fall … [Read more...]
It was driving me crazy. It was making me itch. The tag inside my blouse kept rubbing against my skin. I should have removed it before I got dressed. Tags are one of life’s minor annoyances that come attached to the mattresses we sleep on to the clothes we wear. A tag can be … [Read more...]
I struggle to remember my husband’s birthday. It’s in November. I’m from the East Coast, so I know I’m safe til the trees turn orange. But we live in Southern California, trees stay green, and I never think it’s fall. Late one summer (I thought it was summer - the leaves were … [Read more...]
The Secret Spot by Juliet Aucreman Two months before I met my future husband, my cat vomited on the living room carpet. Back then, I was an irresponsible tenant. I wasn’t sure how to clean up cat puke. So I left it. Then I met Mr. Wonderful. His hair was combed, his face was … [Read more...]