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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

The Paintbrush Calls

By Mary Kirchhoff

I was getting new carpeting in my apartment, which was desperately needed. I’d been there for 10 years and it was kind of shoddy when I moved in. It would be a couple of weeks before the installation. Since my walls were in an equal state of disrepair, that’s when I got the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Simply Ducty

By Carol MacAllister

A major news show reported: Man holds up a convenience store. His photo flashed across my television screen. To conceal his identify he wrapped his head in duct tape. He left a slit for his eyes and as he misaligned the silvery tape across his mouth, his lips pursed up and … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Dog Sounds

By Dan McGinley

Dog owners are used to certain sounds that can often send dog-less owners to the phone for a 9-1-1 call. For instance, a loud CRASHING sound off the hallway wall means a tennis ball thrown high and outside for our *Jack Russell, who responds with scrambling and sometimes frantic … [Read more...]

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December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Hot Dogs and Ice Cream

By Ken Bobrosky

When I was a child I loved to go to a baseball game. Indulging in a hot dog and an ice cream cone was always the highlight. Today, that childhood delight has become a nightmare. After waiting patiently in the concession line for fifteen minutes, it was finally my turn to … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Wanted: Someone To Fill Ice Trays

By Burton Cole,

My wife and I were shopping at a local grocery store recently, when our teenage daughter called us on her cell phone, asking us to purchase a feminine product for her. My wife knew the type and brand she preferred, but this particular style apparently was out of stock. Having … [Read more...]

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