I grew up with parents that were not afraid to smack you if you were misbehaving. I survived with minimal deep, emotional scarring. Just ask my shrink that I visit seven days a week. I thought my parents' approach, although effective, was way too harsh. So I tried time-outs as … [Read more...]

After buying my first home not too long ago, I decided I was ready for the miracle of motherhood. Initially I considered a dog, but after some consideration and what ifs, I opted for a cat. But first to maneuver the gauntlet of approval that is the cat lady. This is usually … [Read more...]

Could someone please talk to pilots? After paying way too much for the free drinks, I am securely buckled in my first class seat. Passengers are settling in as the pilot has the audacity to start with this:“Good evening folks. Welcome aboard.” This would have been enough … [Read more...]

Having been single for 22 years of my 21 year-old life, I know a lot about relationships. Naturally, the following conversation is one I find myself having with friends a lot: “How do you grocery shop with your boyfriend?” Friend: “Just tell him you’re going grocery … [Read more...]

CENTRAL STATE CORRECTIONAL FACILITY ANNUAL PRISON REPORT Report compiled by: Lloyd Stanley, Warden Population at beginning of year: 12425 Population at end of year: 12311, net loss 114. Steps are being taken to get more cooperation with police and DAs to bring us up … [Read more...]