It happened on Tuesday evening – if you missed it, well, I’m so sorry, because, gosh knows when it will happen again. Sort of like a leap year or a total eclipse of the Sun, but when PERFECT HAIR DAY does happen, why it’s phenomenal. There I sat at the Mexican place downing … [Read more...]

Being stuck in an airport or on a plane for twelve hours straight isn’t a curse. It’s a test to see just how easily entertained you are. How many obscure things do you notice simply because you have nothing else better to do? While on the plane everyone notices right away that … [Read more...]

The Law of Gravity ought to be repealed. Yeah, I know it keeps things attached to solid ground so we’re not all flailing fruitlessly in space, but other than that, gravity serves no useful purpose at all. Gravity is a woman’s worst enemy, unless you count a bag of Oreos. Around … [Read more...]

PHILPOTT DIETARY CLINIC Dr. Philip Philpott, MD, Director PROTOCOL: Philpott’s Experimental Diet Plan CASE STUDY NO. 1: Subject: R. S. Gender: Female Age: 35 Height: 5’2” Weight: 192 lbs. Prior Medical History: History is unremarkable except for morbid obesity. (See … [Read more...]

I looked at our recent record-breaking snow day from two views. The first featured the pristine forest our house overlooks — well, pristine if you focused on the unpolluted whiteness now covering the ugly winter-naked trees. Pristine because the wind-blown garbage that always … [Read more...]