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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Shopping Woes

By Sue Thompson

Shopping has been one of my favorite pastimes since, well probably since I learned how to say, “Charge it”. Whether my shopping trips involved clear deliberate goals or simply hours of care-free browsing I enjoyed every one of them. Unfortunately, the delight that once consumed … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Lori’s ‘Chocolate Cake’

By Lori Heberle

1. Bake a two-layer round cake, chocolate, reduced sugar, made with Splenda. 2. Let cool. 3. Mix up the sugar-free fat-free instant chocolate pudding to go in between the layers. Estimate how much milk has to be added, since you used some of the pudding powder to ruin a … [Read more...]

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December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Grandpa Cole Ponders Life With Little One

By Burton Cole,

I am becoming a grandpa. Such a thing shouldn’t happen to a person as youthful as I. Grandpas are gray-bearded guys who reign from their recliners. They peruse the daily newspaper through bifocals, prop up slippered feet and cover their legs with a blanket. I, on the other … [Read more...]

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December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

He’s Got The Personality Of A Spider

By Burton Cole,

I am Spider-Man. Personalitywise, anyway. I've never climbed any walls, but mom used to tell me I was driving her up one. I'm not sure if that counts, being the power behind wall-crawling power, but my newfound insight into myself explains a lot. As the new year begins, I've … [Read more...]

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December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

One Finger Short Of Greatness

By Burton Cole,

Once again, it’s not your fault. According to researchers at the University of Cambridge in England, the length of a man’s ring finger may predict his success as a financial trader. See, you can’t help it that you’re lousy with money. Biology did you in. That ring-to-index … [Read more...]

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