9:00 p.m. I’m caulking the bathtub. I’m caulking the bathtub because I’m leaving on a trip. I’m caulking the bathtub because if the plane goes down I will not have to worry about friends coming over and commenting, “She should have caulked the bathtub.” 10:00 p.m. Caulking the … [Read more...]

Election officials have unveiled a new proposal for ensuring fair U.S. voting protocols in 2008. The recommended program was developed by 14 year-old Kelly Ashley. Ashley was selected after winning a nationwide contest sponsored by Diebold Election Systems, Halliburton, FOX News, … [Read more...]

I’ve been sick the last few days. This is considered a blessing in disguise for the rest of my family because I tend to let a lot of things slide when I’m not feeling well. As a result, nothing gets done. When mama ain’t working, nobody’s working. My husband told me I probably … [Read more...]

On the second Sunday of May, children from all over the mighty U. S. of A. honor Mom with gifts of cards, flowers, and meals not prepared by Mom’s fair hands. Many mothers really enjoy such niceties. They live for such things. I’m not one of them. I’m far too cynical to fall for … [Read more...]