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It happens to all guys, and it will happen to you. Heck, it HAS happened to you. You’re strolling down the street hand in hand with your beloved, when suddenly her grip stiffens, her speech becomes staccato, and then five minutes later, when your mind is on something else, she … [Read more...]
Our economy is in bad shape and we're leaving the tab open for our future generation to pick up. Congress is spending its way out of a recession by writing I.O.U.’s to China and simultaneously writing U.O.Me’s to a bunch of insolvent embryos in the fetal position needing to take … [Read more...]
I hate being late. I don’t know where this hatred of lateness comes from. I’ve gone through the worst-case scenario of what could possibly happen if I were late, and it usually doesn’t involve death or dismemberment. Usually. But I have nothing to worry about today, for I have … [Read more...]
There are good travelers and bad travelers, road warriors and road wimps, those who think the highway is a paved adventure and those who know that Adolf Hitler is spending eternity stuck on the Pennsylvania turnpike. Ours is a mixed marriage. My husband's idea of a vacation is … [Read more...]
Editor's Note: Some readers, perhaps those with a military connection, may at first glance feel this entry is inappropriate or offensive. Please note, however, that it is satire, a deliberately provocative writing style that highlights the ridiculous by being even more … [Read more...]