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One of the coolest things to do during the dog days of summer is to chill out at the movies. Unfortunately, so far I've found that most of this year's offerings are more lackluster than blockbuster. There just haven't been enough good chick flicks I can relate to. I've taken the … [Read more...]
If you should find yourself down the shore during the hot, sweaty, dog days of summer with no desire to sizzle on the beach or swelter on the boardwalk, perhaps you could try surreying, which is an inexpensive, enjoyable way to have a stroke. To clarify, a surrey is a type of … [Read more...]
Early this morning Mary Folly lost control of her H2 Hummer when the block of wood she was using to reach the gas pedal slipped and she toppled out of her booster chair. The Hummer broke through the guardrail and was airborne. A creek, some two thousand feet below her was where … [Read more...]
For years now, I have been accompanying my beautiful bride to church. Some guys think church is a waste of time. Personally, I think that a fellow should attend church. It’s good for the soul, as my wife says. Our pastor once told me a man’s aim should be to meet with God and … [Read more...]
I’m not sure if I threw my back out. After this past winter, I don’t have the strength to throw out anything. During the last arctic blast of winter – which delivered a dumping of snow FedExed overnight from the Ural Mountains directly to my lumbar region – I did something to my … [Read more...]