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The way they stare, undressing me with their eyes. It makes me feel so dirty." I paused as my wife held me close. "Women can be such pigs!" "I know, baby. I know," she whispered, trying to calm my wounded pride. "But when a man is as sexy as you..." I felt her hand gliding … [Read more...]
Dear Zen Mother, I am expecting my first child and can’t decide whether I should stay at home or return to work. What should I do? Diane from Amesbury - - - - - Dear Diane, You need to do what is right for you and your family. Most importantly, realize your limits as a … [Read more...]
"Tomorrow's our anniversary," I reminded my husband. A simple statement, but strong enough to make grown men cringe, relinquish the clicker, lose interest in their beer, and mumble incoherently. "What do you want?" He asked. "I don't care. Surprise me." Gift-giving is a major … [Read more...]
Who needs a Caribbean cruise or renovated kitchen when, for roughly the same price, you can enjoy an excruciating root canal complete with crown made from the same material used to construct toilet bowls? This year, just for fun, I decided to spend my entire federal tax refund … [Read more...]
Tall, dark, handsome and please don’t be gay. This is what my headline should read on my Internet dating profile. “If I meet one more not-gay-but-loves-musical-theater guy, I’m giving up,” I say to my friend who is pregnant with her third and fourth (yes, twins). She laughs and … [Read more...]