βPlease, Baby. Please eat.β I droned to her tiny, flailing body. But, it was no use. What is wrong with me? I thought, beginning to panic myself. No matter what I tried, my perfect new baby found by breasts absolutely loathsome. Glancing down at the grotesquely engorged lumps … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Throw Mama From The Wheelchair
Whether you call them in-laws or out-laws, it is always a struggle to fit in with your new family. I had been married five short months when my mother-in-law, Janelle, invited me to Chicago with her and her two sisters. It was a βsister trip,β and I was invited. How exciting! … [Read more...]
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3rd/4th Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Acronymphobia
Texting of acronyms/abbreviations can be confusing; particularly if one is misinformed as to the meaning of standard texting acronyms. Imagine how embarrassed mom was in her misuse of the acronym LOL, as evidenced recently by the following sequence of texts: (Mom) Β 2 let u no … [Read more...]
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December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
New Years Revolt-lutions
I hadnβt even barely swallowed my last Christmas cookie or recovered from my New Yearβs hangover and they appeared like Montezumaβs revenge. Thin, leering spokespeople from Waist Watchers, Seattle Glutton, LA Flab Loss and No Pain No Gain Systems emerged from out of now here like … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
A Brief Primer on Mannequins
Because we as humans are not stackable on shelves in small square piles, it was necessary to create mannequins. That is essentially the history. I could mention old kings using wooden torsos to avoid the hassle of fittings, or the early fashion dolls of the 1700s advertising … [Read more...]
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