“Best pickup line yet,” Katie wrote. “He showed me his Walmart badge to introduce himself from his car and was surprised when I responded with my Kmart badge.” We, as guys, love our pickup lines, which we know are witty, clever and bound to make girls swoon right into our … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Wild Side
My flaw, my only flaw, is the flaw of not being perfect. While I’m unsure how this flaw affects the lives of others, it has surely been a thorn to my proverbial side (and my other one). As a child I would gaze into the stars and dream of being a scientist, or if not that at least … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
1st Quarter 2016 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Mafia Old Folks Home
“‘Ay Carmella, where’s the coffee?” That from Big Dom. “We ain’t got all day to wake up, ya know!” “The dining room don’t open till eight,” is the comeback from Carmella the cook, “And you do have all day. The only way you get out of this facility is in a box.” “Yer … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Teeth Like God’s Shoeshine
The uber-coveted job interview that would buoy your means above the poverty line proceeded swimmingly until you flashed that "blue chip" grin with more color varietals than a Pollock canvas or the checkout line at Aldi. Decades of bottomless espressos, R.J. Reynolds patronage, … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Trick or Treat, Mister Goodbar
I’m off, kissing the dog and tossing a treat to my husband. By eight-thirty, I park outside the hot new club, Studio Code Blue, which caters to those heavily in denial. I enter, startled. The blinding fluorescent lights ensure no tripping. In the corner is a triage unit. EXIT … [Read more...]
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