I have a bladder the size of -- appropriately enough -- a pea. Throughout the day I’m in the bathroom more often than not. My astrological sign is Aquarius -- the water bearer -- but in my case, it's more like the water releaser. I had erroneously thought that as soon as my son … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
December 2005-January 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Signs Of The Apocalypse
I remember that night after my Freshman year when I told my parents I was changing majors from Computer Science to English. After they came to, they expressed their concerns – they thought I’d never find a job. But I proved them wrong; I’ve been through plenty of jobs since … [Read more...]
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August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Close Encounters Of The Star Kind
I touched Liberace’s organ. Actually it was his piano. In any case I touched his instrument. How did I achieve such intimacy with a big, spangly, show-stopping star? I was a tour guide at Rockefeller Center. The grand finale of each tour was a stroll across the stage at Radio … [Read more...]
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1st/2nd Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Cellular Clinic: Serving the Millennial Generation and Saving Them from Total Self-Absorption
The cellular clinic opened four years ago with the introduction of the iDroidsung. Since then, we have treated millions for modern-day aliments, unique to a generation that refuses to live in the moment, interface with other humans and suffers from illusions of grandeur. Cranial … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
June-July 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Translation, Please
Good news for the deceitful -- if you’re a big fat liar it’s not all your fault! Let’s face it, we’re a culture based on doubletalk and it started as far back as the Bible, so the next time you find yourself fudging on the truth, remember it’s a calorie-free indulgence and almost … [Read more...]
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