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Recently my family and I attended a Major League Baseball game. The goal then is to compare our experiences to those of the guys who put together that hokey little song they sing during the seventh-inning stretch. Not God Bless America. The hokey little one. “Take Me Out to the … [Read more...]
Can you conceive of a civilization where no one is ever considered unreachable? Oh. Right. Forgot. Apparently, I’m the only person now residing on Planet Earth who intends never, ever to hear her purse ring while she’s interviewing, say, the Dalai Lama. No doubt His Holiness … [Read more...]
My wife, it seems, clings to the hope her eventual death will involve some element of peculiarity about it. Traditional means such as car crashes and old age fail to suffice, falling into a category deemed “mundane to the point of bordering on vulgarity.” For all we agree on, … [Read more...]
Hubbie dropped me off at the Super Hardware Store because I wanted to buy some paint for a project I was working on. Yes, a hardware store. If they sold paint at a boutique or bookstore, we would have gone there, of course. So I'm in the store and Hubbie goes to wait for me in … [Read more...]
It was our first high school class reunion. Five years had passed since graduation and my husband, Gord, and I were incredibly excited. Like us, many had married high school sweethearts, but most classmates were bringing spouses we had not yet met. Attending a private boarding … [Read more...]