When our phone rang last Wednesday night at 10:30, I felt the bottom drop out of my stomach, a kind of Pavlovian response to the bell. After all, when someone calls at that late hour, I pretty much assume there's been a death in the family. Thankfully, it wasn't a death, at … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Spill Becomes “The Blob”
Always, the Lake Superior of spills happens when I'm driving at 70 MPH on an expressway with two screaming children and searching for a pinhead exit on a map. With dread, I glance back. Red ooze sinks into the carpet so that the dealership can talk us down on price when we … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Invasion of the Middle Aged Body Snatchers
The sun cast the mansion in an angry crimson light. The wooden steps creaked under the three womenβs feet as they approached the door. βMaybe we should leave!β whispered one of them. Her soccer-Mom haircut bobbed like a 1920s flapper. βWe've come too far to turn back now!β said … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
DEC. 2011 / JAN. 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!
There’s Gold In That Thar Cat Box
"My mission is to create a world where we can live in harmony with nature.β -- Jane Goodall "My mission is to get the litter box scooped out before Lacy shows up." -- Jeff Brown Every day when I get home from work, I do what millions of other normal people do: I pan for gold in … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Why I Cannot Live Without A Messy Desk
βWhere is my checkbook? What happened to that phone number I copied last week? What happened to my life insurance policy that I took out of the safe-deposit box?β You cannot believe all the aggravation that I have faced because my desk is in a continuous state of disorder. … [Read more...]
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