-Paying Farmers Not to Grow Crops is Not Enough-- In a desperate effort to cure the expanding obesity epidemic, the Department of Agriculture has announced a plan to subsidize voluntary hunger. Modeled after the Department’s acreage set-aside program which pays farmers not to … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Day It Rained $100 Bills
It was a simple plan that got complicated quickly. I was road-tripping with my family up north to Escanaba, MI to purchase a new vehicle. After three hours on the road, we took a pit-stop in a small Wisconsin town. While everyone was loading back into the suburban, I announced I … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Newspapers? Whatever!
Conversation overheard outside a comic book store: Teenager 1*: Did you hear that? Teenager 2*: What? Teenager 1*: She “whatevered” me. Teenager 2*: Who? Teenager 1*: The chick at the counter. She “whatevered” me. I should have been the one to “whatever” her! Teenager 2*: Go … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
A Thanksgiving Day Tale
There once was a turkey named Larry who lived in a small wood next to a hunting shack. The shack was owned by an exceptionally bad hunter named Earl. For ten years Earl had been trying to shoot Larry to eat him for Thanksgiving dinner. Instead, for the last ten Thanksgivings, … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
M-m-manatee at the Door
I fell hard, and fast. Okay, so the relationship hasn’t been a lasting soul-mate love. But, man oh man, what a “melt your toenails” affair! Firm, sensuous contours bulging under soft, tight leather—ooh, baby! We met while riding together in my friend Bob’s new car. For several … [Read more...]