"My mission is to create a world where we can live in harmony with nature.” -- Jane Goodall "My mission is to get the litter box scooped out before Lacy shows up." -- Jeff Brown Every day when I get home from work, I do what millions of other normal people do: I pan for gold in … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
DEC. 2011 / JAN. 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
DEC. 2011 / JAN. 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Visiting: Then and A Little Advice For Now
SPIT BATH! On the way to Aunt Betty’s two things always happened: All the kids got a spit bath from mom, and dad read the riot act. Don’t touch anything, don’t run, don’t ask for anything, don’t cause trouble, don’t move and don’t speak unless you're spoken to. Nobody goes … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
DEC. 2011 / JAN. 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!
A Thoughtful Christmas Gift From Dad
It was Christmas morning; my father was holding my trousers while he imitated a barber and made snipping noises with scissors. Even though they were my Sunday best trousers, they had patches on the knees and backside; a product of being a member of the poorest family in our … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
“Today’s Humor—Whither?” or “What’s so Funny, Buster?”
My speech today is about the challenges facing today’s budding humor writers. It’s also only about 750 words long, so there will be no need for any impatient coughing from the audience. What else is it? Actually it could be used as a tutorial to help you win a prize for some kind … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Gun Show: Anything but ParaNORMAL
My dad asked me to take him to a gun show. He wasn’t sure how to get to the place so I agreed to drive him. I wanted to fit in, so I went to Bass Pro Shop the week before to see if I could learn something about people who shop for guns. It looked like I was going to have to buy … [Read more...]