Cap’n Crunch and I are men ahead of our time. Or behind it. I’m not sure which. When I was a bachelor, I ate breakfast cereal for supper most nights. It was fruity or crunchy or sugary delicious, involved very little preparation time, and was an easy-chair-ready meal. Last … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Change In Birthday Parties
I picked up my daughter from a party the other day, and while she was getting her boots on I was handed a beautiful Donna Karan handbag filled with lotions, cosmetics, makeover gift certificates, a new transmission, and several boxes of candy. It was worth nineteen times the … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Republican Party Announces Plan to Put a Republican on the Moon by 2020
In response to President Obama’s plan to eliminate NASA’s project to put a “Man on the moon” by 2021, the Republican Party announced that party functionaries were assembling a rocket that would put a Republican politician, and a live elephant, on the moon by the year … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
What Moms Already Know About Super Bowl Lingo
Moms are often stereotyped as being football-illiterate. First down? Red zone? Fullback? But in the spirit of the Super Bowl (as well as Johnny Carson's "Carnac the Magnificent"), I'm sharing 16 football terms that have double-meanings in the context of raising kids -- meanings … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Dante’s Piles
They say dogs are just like their owners. My dog scoots across the carpet on her rear end like an upright, motorized ceramic lawn ornament. The vet says her anal glands are impacted, but I think she has hemorrhoids. Young people never get hemorrhoids. Once you’re over 40 and … [Read more...]
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