Spiders! I hate spiders. I wasn’t born with a natural fear and loathing, but experience has taught me that you don’t want to get within hopping distance of one. Don’t try to tell me that spiders don’t hop. With a magnifying glass you would be able to see the anticipation in all … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
June-July 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!
A Pizza Party Funeral
My sister and I have a death pact. Susan has vowed that, should I predecease her, she will not allow the funeral cosmetologist to put me in blue eye shadow. Every makeup artist in my makeover history has wanted to streak my eyes in shades ranging from cerulean to indigo. Hello, … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The President Announces A Plan To Simplify The U.S. Economy
Speaking to students at the University of Michigan, President Obama introduced a plan to make the U.S. economy simpler, easier to use, and less hostage to the specialists who thrive on the “unnecessary complication of the U.S. economic system.” One notable point in his speech … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
If You Don’t Read This, I Will Kidnap Your Family
Okay, now that I have your attention, it’s highly unlikely that I would actually go through with the kidnapping. Besides the obvious concerns of serving significant jail time and not having the technology to monitor who has read this, there are numerous other factors. First off, … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
One Finger Short Of Greatness
Once again, it’s not your fault. According to researchers at the University of Cambridge in England, the length of a man’s ring finger may predict his success as a financial trader. See, you can’t help it that you’re lousy with money. Biology did you in. That ring-to-index … [Read more...]
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