Extreme anxiety can be caused by living with a mother who viewed an automobile as an item of entertainment rather than a convenience. The whispering pink giant with a monster front was her 1958 pale pink Cadillac convertible. This behemoth had exceptional importance in her life, … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
April - May 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
June-July 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Losing My Cool
The other night, I was trying to explain to my seven year old twin boys what an oxymoron is. It's when you have a combination of contradictory words that just don't seem to go together. I tried to illustrate with some examples like, “jumbo shrimp”, “awfully nice” and “pretty … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
June-July 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Boys Will Be Boys
As parents, we learn after a diaper change, or two, that you must change a boy’s diaper quickly or there’s a strong chance your cute, little baby boy will pee all over you. Unfortunately, we tend to forget this in the middle of the night when our focus is getting the baby, and … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
June-July 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Dadhood And The Things I Wish I Knew
Fatherhood: Is there another profession in the world where you’re woke up at 5 in the morning with the question: “So, you want to change the baby’s diaper or clean-up the dog vomit on the living room rug?” Now that’s living! How do you answer that? How do you choose? And … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
OCTOBER-NOVEMBER 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Potty Train
If you’re a frequent Maplewood, New Jersey train commuter, you’ve probably noticed the foul odor hitting you like a slimy smack in the nose at the far end of the tracks. For a long time commuters have simply put up with it, distracting themselves by focusing on the lovely … [Read more...]
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