In retrospect, instead of dropping $900 on my first car, it would have been easier (and cheaper) to simply walk up to all the attractive girls in my high school, one at a time, and tell them I was gay. It certainly couldn’t have hurt my chances any worse than my 1984 Buick … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
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1st/2nd Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Church Diaries
Sunday 8:00 AM. It's snowing. I think I'll skip Mass today. Skipping church on Sunday is a mortal sin, says Father McGarrity. I'll bet it's not any kind of sin when it's snowing. Maybe it's not a sin to skip church, period. Father McGarrity could be wrong. On the other hand, … [Read more...]
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4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Emergency Rooms Just Kill Me
Nurse: Briefly describe your pain. Me: Ouch. Nurse: On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain? Me: I dunno...where's your scale? Nurse: No, no sir, on a scale... Me: Okay! 180 butt-naked. Nurse: When was the last time you had a physical exam? Me: Well, me and … [Read more...]
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February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Test
Due to the economy, I was forced to look for part-time employment. This proved to be more difficult than I first imagined because, at least in N.C., the number of applicants had risen for almost every opening I could find. After numerous applications, I finally landed an … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Pride Goeth Before Reading Glasses
I won't mention any names, but someone I'm married to has been known to misplace his glasses occasionally. I used be smug about this. I wore glasses or contacts since I was a child and I never misplaced them. That's because I never took them off. At my first childhood eye exam, … [Read more...]
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