My favorite chant was, “Charge It!” But the words lost their appeal when financial institutions introduced options allowing me to direct automatic deductions, send zip checks and schedule payments from my bank account with a flick of my magic twanger. Financial technology took a … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
OCTOBER-NOVEMBER 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Survival-O’s
It’s coming. Just ask the National Hurricane Center, The Department of Homeland Security, The World Health Organization or my Grandmother. They’ll all tell you that the “big one” is looming, that the next great catastrophe will soon be upon us. Their advice in the wake of this … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
A Real Pain In The You-Know-What
My husband and I recently appeared on “Larry King Live”, to debate which was more painful-his kidney stone, or my giving birth. Giving birth, that’s a no-brainer. Let’s see… (A) Flushing a pebble through a small straw or (B) passing a bowling ball through a needle. I’ll take (B) … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Doing Battle
"When did barbers become hair stylists?" I asked my wife as she planned how I would spend my Saturday. "Oh, about the same time you bought that shirt you're wearing." "What's wrong with this shirt? It still fits and it's only frayed on the bottom." I could see her considering … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
June-July 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Lawton Raynell Schnardlicker, You Are The Man!
“Lawton Raynell Shnardlicker, if you were any hotter, the janitor would find a pile of ashes where you currently stand!” Never one to lack confidence, Lawton squeezed a dab of Crest onto his index finger and rubbed his remaining front tooth, then licked his finger and wet the … [Read more...]
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