They say it’s bad luck to leave the Christmas tree up past New Year’s Day, but I follow the Groundhog Day rule. Being a consummate procrastinator, I’m doing good to get my tree down and out of the house by February 2nd. If I fail to meet that deadline, I fall back on the March … [Read more...]
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3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!
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3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Bury the Saint
Encouragement abounds: “It’ll sell.” “It’s a great location.” “Only takes one buyer.” Then: “Tried burying that saint?” “Yeah, bury St. Joseph upside down in your backyard.” “Worked for my cousin.” Your house has been on the market too long when conversation turns to St. … [Read more...]
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April-May 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Ode To The Handyman
As I will be turning forty in a few months and death cannot be too far behind I have a renewed interest in religion and what it offers. So I spent the past several days researching various religions trying to decide which offered the best life after death policy. While I was … [Read more...]
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August-September 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
An Old, Fat Guy Trains For A Bike Ride
Sometimes, I get ideas that stick in my brain and make me wonder if I have a defective model. Usually, the wife tries to talk sense to me and tells me if my idea is truly stupid. However, I’m wondering why she hasn’t said anything about my recent decision to ride my bike 150 … [Read more...]
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February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Hair-Raising Thoughts
I love my esthetician. I love just saying the word "esthetician." Es-tha-tish-an. Pretty, isn't it? Mysterious, maybe even dangerous. You can have a vocabulary of 200 words or less, but throw a word around like "esthetician," and people are impressed. Try it out with your … [Read more...]
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