Ever since the movie with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman people have been making their bucket list. I haven't got around to making mine yet. Actually, I don't know if I will. My wife always asks me why I would make one since I never finish any other list I make. She's got me … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
101 Things You Don’t Want to Hear While Lying on the Operating Table
My friend went in to have some large intestine removed the other day and he asked me for some advice. All I could think of was things I would not want to hear while I was lying on the operating table. I told him, If you hear any of these, GET OUT! 101 Things You Don’t Want to … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Smith At Your Cervix
This is where I speculate on the speculum and get intimate with the misunderstandings and blunders during a visit to a male gynecologist. Why would a man in his mind become a gynaecologist? Why would a woman ever choose to go to a male gynaecologist in the first place? And would … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Driver: None (How Physics Saved My Life)
I had no idea that that sunny Tuesday might have been my last. My car had stalled in the middle of a busy intersection in my small town. I should have just accepted the kindness of Knight in Shining Armor, who offered to push my car out of the road while I sat and steered. … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
TV Snobs
TV was invented because we were tired of talking to each other and needed something else to do. Some of you, though, kept trying to have intellectual discussions about politics and the arts while we’re watching “Dancing with the Stars.” Despite your oddity, we’ve tried not to … [Read more...]
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