Ever since the movie with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman people have been making their bucket list. I haven't got around to making mine yet. Actually, I don't know if I will. My wife always asks me why I would make one since I never finish any other list I make. She's got me … [Read more...]

My friend went in to have some large intestine removed the other day and he asked me for some advice. All I could think of was things I would not want to hear while I was lying on the operating table. I told him, If you hear any of these, GET OUT! 101 Things You Don’t Want to … [Read more...]

This is where I speculate on the speculum and get intimate with the misunderstandings and blunders during a visit to a male gynecologist. Why would a man in his mind become a gynaecologist? Why would a woman ever choose to go to a male gynaecologist in the first place? And would … [Read more...]

I had no idea that that sunny Tuesday might have been my last. My car had stalled in the middle of a busy intersection in my small town. I should have just accepted the kindness of Knight in Shining Armor, who offered to push my car out of the road while I sat and steered. … [Read more...]