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A local rancher has discovered that feeding wine to cows produces meat that is tastier than your usual sirloin. It must also produce tipsy livestock who lose all inhibitions and wind up yakking with their sisters all night about how traumatic the delivery of their calf was ten … [Read more...]
An early Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! I am writing to thank you for your continued enthusiasm for Christmas Inc. products and to give you a preview of all the great changes that will happen for Christmas in 2011. As you probably know, the last year has been tough for the … [Read more...]
In a rapid turnaround, autocratic Mideast regimes from Iran to the Gulf States say they are ready to embrace American democracy. Mideast leaders say that after watching July’s heated budget debates in Washington D.C. on CNN, they now understand how democracy works and say they … [Read more...]
The first municipal election that held much interest for me featured my neighbor, Stanley Shepalonis, as a candidate for city council. Stanley, known to everyone as Shep, was somewhat unique among local office seekers. For one thing he was the only candidate who had once been … [Read more...]
It was Vegas, but not that Vegas. Las Vegas, Mississippi, 2009. Johnny “No Fixed Address” Wasserstein was selling portraits done on silly putty out of the back of his van and was about to be arrested for improper use of a children’s toy when he made a deal with the cops, telling … [Read more...]