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One night as I was stuck in Holiday gridlock, I looked up and saw a star. It was either that or the International Space Station, I’m not sure. It was pretty bright, though, compared to the red and green traffic lights I couldn’t seem to get through. The alleged star made me … [Read more...]
Even when not under the influence of Pez, as an easily excitable child of the Sixties I would spend the entire month of December levitating in hyperkinetic anticipation. No visions of sugarplums danced in my enterprising head. Instead, my brainwaves were inventorying the imagined … [Read more...]
Recently I had to go to the drugstore to buy a tube of toothpaste. It took me an hour and a half and I almost had a nervous breakdown. In all honesty, I absolutely believe that there are people in psychiatric hospitals right now who are there as a direct result of shopping for … [Read more...]
The first time I fed our son Carter solid food, well, semi-solid food, it was quite a mess. It was a learning curve for both of us. My wife, Laura, almost over-heard my remark, a remark that made perfect sense to Carter and me, but I think would have not gone over so well with … [Read more...]
I was lying in bed last night, well this morning, 3am. The newsbreak came on as it does every hour and one of the stories was about a local woman being sentenced in a case where she drove her car THROUGH THE ROOF OF SOMEBODY’S HOUSE and killed a guy. This caught my attention as … [Read more...]