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All that remains of the herb stuffing is one stale crouton. Women ransack egg cartons and use Pam as mace. Visigoths sacking Rome. Suburban moms in a desperate skirmish for the last pumpkin pie. Same difference. One wrong move -– a wobbly wheel, a tart bagger, a Six Flags line … [Read more...]
It has been safari time at my house recently. I’ve become a hunter — a prowling, tracking, stalking predator who goes on nightly searches for the only thing that can quench my hunger: the remote control. Oh, it’s terrible when it has gone missing. And it goes missing A LOT these … [Read more...]
Before I got pregnant, I was a size 8. For five hours. On one day in 1991. More than a decade before I actually got pregnant, but technically the statement holds true. That’s one of the perks of becoming a Mommy. You finally have someone to blame for the extra pounds. I … [Read more...]
As a public service to those perplexed by Valentine's Day, I will attempt to address Frequently Asked Questions concerning deficiencies of the middle-aged man and romance. Q: What's the deal with men and lousy last-minute gifts of romance? A: For the middle-aged man under … [Read more...]
For years now, I have been accompanying my beautiful bride to church. Some guys think church is a waste of time. Personally, I think that a fellow should attend church. It’s good for the soul, as my wife says. Our pastor once told me a man’s aim should be to meet with God and … [Read more...]