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Day One: 1432: One sunny afternoon my lovely bride, Kate, was in the back yard chatting with our neighbor, Laura. The ladies’ two five-year-old children (Tim and Ryan) played close by but soon lost interest and retreated into Laura’s house. 1443: Unbeknownst to the HGTV … [Read more...]
Madonna and me, we could be like sisters. I'm serious, the similarities are uncanny. I mean once you take away her Mega Super Star Pop Goddess thing. We both spent our formative years in Detroit. We both are former Catholics. We both have gone on spiritual journey's. Her's led … [Read more...]
If you are a bachelor or bachelorette, who wonders what life is like on the “other side”, let me clue you in. If you are a single man, you don’t have to share your bathroom with a dripping display of bras and non-machine washable sweaters. You can keep the toilet seat up as … [Read more...]
Twenty-three years ago, my husband and I thought it would be a good idea to have children. So we had one. Unfortunately, it took five more years to decide that we could manage another one. After that we apparently needed nine more years to get over that experience and then we had … [Read more...]
Water is a no-sodium, carb-free, fat-free, non-caloric, nontoxic beverage -- so why does it need a childproof cap? I just purchased a 25 oz. bottle of “Pure Spring Water” at a hotel gift shop. While spending what seemed like an eternity trying to open the darned bottle, I had a … [Read more...]