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We dashed to Carmen’s decrepit Toyota, Carmen jumped behind the wheel, and we prayed that the engine would start. Carmen glanced in the rearview mirror before pulling out into the street. The last rays of sunlight were long gone. I looked through the rear window. A car was … [Read more...]
Going to the hair salon weekly was a life and death event for my mother, grandmother and me. It was as important as penguins crossing the Antarctic. This vexing journey every Saturday morning was the foundation for us to re-enter the world in an enchanting beautiful … [Read more...]
There’s an alarming trend occurring in this country right now. I call it, “Surprise! Here’s your ugly baby!” Why? Because cosmetic surgery is everywhere and everyone’s getting it. And I do mean everyone. Girls in Dallas get big new breasts for their sixteenth birthdays. Boys in … [Read more...]
Living in Amityville, Laura and I are frequently stopped by out-of-towners and asked “Can you take us to the Horror House?” We comply and lead them directly to our house and the three children. That is true horror. At least ghosts and phantoms only work at night and you can get … [Read more...]
One of the coolest things to do during the dog days of summer is to chill out at the movies. Unfortunately, so far I've found that most of this year's offerings are more lackluster than blockbuster. There just haven't been enough good chick flicks I can relate to. I've taken the … [Read more...]