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When you think of hair-raising hobbies, Community Theater doesn't readily spring to mind. Sky-diving, bungee jumping or mud wrestling, maybe, but Community Theater somehow conjures images of men in tights, more likely to elicit a chuckle than a chill. Yet, few past times require … [Read more...]
My husband pushed back from the table and announced, “I need to lose a few pounds,” and trotted off to find the scale. He probably lost three pounds on the exertion of walking to the bathroom. Unfortunately, I probably gained them. He walked right over to the scale and stepped … [Read more...]
Every dad has an inner guy -– the voice of his former loutish self, now allegedly tamed in the name of marriage and parenthood. Mine is named Cretin. I hide him from my sons and only occasionally reveal him to my wife. To that end, I have developed a tool any dad can use –- the … [Read more...]
"Tomorrow's our anniversary," I reminded my husband. A simple statement, but strong enough to make grown men cringe, relinquish the clicker, lose interest in their beer, and mumble incoherently. "What do you want?" He asked. "I don't care. Surprise me." Gift-giving is a major … [Read more...]
Have you ever really paid attention to children's nursery rhymes and songs? They can be downright twisted and scary, if not plain dumb. Recently, my husband and I had to take our three-year-old Becca Boo in for an EEG. In order to calm and distract her from the electrodes they … [Read more...]