“Hey, who the heck are you to tell me how to watch football? I’ve been doing it all my goldarn life.” First of all, step off. And, watch that salty language; I’m going to tell you how to watch football the right way. Now, I’m not here to explain things like Cover Two, Pro Set, … [Read more...]

Have you ever been on a job interview where the interviewer has pulled out a whole bunch of required questions? Have you ever had to sit there like a dummy because the only answer you could think of was, “Huh?” Well, we can do better than that. In the spirit of MAD Magazine, … [Read more...]

I’m no stranger to pain, having had thirteen bone fractures in my life. But my bout with kidney stones a number of years ago ranks right on top of the misery list. The best way I can describe the sharp stabbing pains is to imagine sliding down a banister that suddenly turns into … [Read more...]