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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our 3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

The Day They Tried Corn

By Patrick "Patch" Rose

It was a serious day in the garden. Various vegetables gathered to witness the much-anticipated criminal fraud case against corn. Corn had filed a countersuit claiming defamation of character and vegetative discrimination. These historic proceedings would hopefully answer the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

Rebel Without A Car

By Trenton Dietz

I have always been a “good guy.” I have always been safe, rule-following, responsible, and generally boring. And for the most part, I am ok with that. Yet I know that many “good guys” come with a certain level of passive aggression. They want to be rebels, but only on a … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

Release The Kraken Hors D’oeuvre

By Trenton Dietz

Let me start out by saying, I am not one of these people that believes that a surfboard can unlock the mysteries of the universe. I don’t say “dude” often enough to fit that category. Also, I have spent most of my life in landlocked areas like Colorado where the closest thing to … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

Girl Scout Cookies Ain’t What They Used To Be

By J.D. Griffith

This is the last straw. I just heard they’ve downsized the boxes for several varieties of Girl Scout cookies and have even made one cookie smaller. What’s the world coming to? How dare they mess with my Girl Scout cookies! Producers have been downsizing their products from … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

Mending Fences and Backyards

By J.D. Griffith

I'd always been averse to fencing in my backyard until I came to “own” my pair of pointers, Sugar and Buster. I use the word own loosely because nobody ever really owns a pointer. Although very loving, my dogs are the most hyperactive and destructive canines I've ever associated … [Read more...]

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