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Dear University Refund Department, I am writing to request a full refund for my college education. I have decided that I no longer wish to pay on outstanding loans for something I am not satisfied with. If someone can return an old tire to Nordstrom’s, then I should be able to … [Read more...]
Growing up in New Orleans, Louisiana, I was taught that I could count on Saint Anthony to help me find anything that had been lost – a way of wheeling and dealing with Saints. It only made sense that when my ancient, obese cat, Miss Eula, was suddenly missing, I would dig a hole … [Read more...]
Not long ago my sister Mary and I were in the car with Little Margaret, my niece, headed to the mountains. Little Margaret asked, “Tell me about some of your most embarrassing moments, Aunt Margaret.” Mary and I shot back, “No way! We wouldn’t know where to begin and we don’t … [Read more...]
Getting sucked in is fun. I love vacuuming! Everyone should be a housewife. Hmmm, so much to do. The day just flies by. I have to get dinner going soon. In the meantime, I'll dust the table again. I think I saw a stray mite. Hmmm, which table was that on again? Oh well, I'll just … [Read more...]
Hello. My name is Janice, and I’m the relative of a Bridge Addict. This is my story. I was fine until my sister got engaged to a bridge player. In no time at all, it seemed, she went from playing war and Concentration to making bids and contracts. From then on, she was playing … [Read more...]