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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

Do You Hear What I Hear?

By Carl Megill

One thing I’ve discovered since moving to Florida from New Jersey; it doesn’t matter what state I’m in, my hearing sucks. That’s why I made an appointment with an audiologist – that and because a few weeks ago my TV was so loud, I was getting complaints from my neighbors...in … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

Backside Bling

By Patrick "Patch" Rose

I grew up in an era where cool jeans came outfitted with a tiny red rectangular tag and a number somewhere in the 500s. The choices were straightforward – boot-cut or straight leg, stonewashed or regular. Mom jeans hadn’t been invented, because those of us wearing them weren’t … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

A Minor Diety Speaks

By Peter Quinn

As a minor god in the hierarchy of mythology, I have been around for a very long time. Just to give you an idea, I hung out with Zeus’ and Oden’s grandparents. Yep, a long time, thus I was around for some of the greatest milestones in human development. For example, I was on … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

All That I’m Saying

By Louis Ribezzo

All that I’m saying is my internal swear jar is as full as a Las Vegas slot machine, just after two days of teaching my son how to drive. I haven’t seen a car go airborne since watching the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazards. My first mistake was assuming that my son, Jesse, … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

Fatherhood

By Louis Ribezzo

Adulthood had been fairly easy until one day it changed into fatherhood. It went from sexy midnight rendezvous with my wife to midnight escapades of waking babies and changing diapers. Many nights were to follow with endless colicky sobbing, and then I would stop to give my wife … [Read more...]

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