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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

The Golden Years? Try ‘The Colon Years’

By Dick Cummins

Fifteen years ago I had my first bout of ulcerative colitis, back in the days of beeping pagers and pay phones. UC is arthritis-related, the etymology having to do with your immune system getting all fizzed up and sending its little Pac Man antibodies down into your colon for … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

You’re On Your Own

By Joel Habush

Yeppers, the die is cast. You’re going out on your own. I hear you. No more “kowtowing to ‘The Man,’” if you really talk like that. No more lots of things, like the morning and evening commutes; interminable meetings; insensitive supervisors and department heads; clueless and … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Your Mom’s a Liar

By Joel Habush

Hold, on. Take it easy. She may not be a liar. You’re right, I don’t know her. So let’s start with a sample test. 1. Is she still alive? 2. Is she 90 or over? 3. Is she still “as sharp as a tack”? If you answered “yes” to all three questions, then she’s a liar. There you go … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Top 5 Reasons it’s Better to be a Dog Rather Than a Human

By Thomas Layton

1.) First and foremost all dogs who live in a household with humans are orphans. They are all Oliver Twist, “asking for more.” They stay positive, whether they are yearning for more food, more time to play or just willing to sniff everything and anything just to have a good time. … [Read more...]

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1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

All About Dogs (Or, At Least Some Of The More Noticeable Parts)

By Dan Van Oss

An attempt at understanding one of our closest friends who also happens to drink out of the toilet. The Nose Science has shown that dog noses are approximately 12.8 billion times more sensitive than a human nose, which is why they can distinguish, at a distance, between the … [Read more...]

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