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If you're reading this, the Mayan Long Count Calendar reset on December 21, 2012 and the prophesied end-of-world disasters didn't happen. Or maybe they did happen, and another version of you is here in one of those theorized infinite number of almost-identical multiple universes, … [Read more...]
Recent events have shown that the American people have become completely divided on attitudes towards the government, toward politics, and where to go for a jolt of caffeine and calories. Yet Americans actually agree on some issues. For example, when asked, 95% of all Americans … [Read more...]
“I walk around talking to myself in accents. Usually people look at me like I’m a complete fruit loop." –Eddie Redmayne “I walk around talking to myself like a vampire. Usually I don’t leave the house.” –Jeff Brown Dracula vs. the Scots “I wish I could talk with a cool … [Read more...]
The scene: The White House Oval Office. The participants: The president and vice-president of the United States, a select group of senators, members of congress, and various trusted aides. “Okay folks”, the president began. “There is a looming crisis brewing. Now that we have … [Read more...]
Living a life of lazy, indulgent pleasure is a lot of fun, at least for those of us who would rather use our minds than our muscles. That’s my excuse, and I’m sticking to it. Like everything else that tastes or feels good, such a mode of living has its negative side effects. … [Read more...]