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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Elevator Etiquette

By Carl Megill

Technology is an amazing thing, isn’t it? Just look at the advances technology has made over the years. We have picture within a picture television, which is good if you can focus on more than one thing at a time – like a fly. There are airbags in our cars to prevent us from … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Revenge of the Blackberry

By Cathy Turney

Weary of the insults I hurl at it, my Blackberry refused to cooperate with its new battery. I had no choice — time to upgrade to an iPhone. So off to the iWant store, which is the default setting on my GPS. In the public’s perception, I will drop 20 years from my age and assume … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Great Deal on an Ab-Rocket and National Geographics

By Chris Weilert

One man’s junk is another man's treasure – it has become a phenomenon that’s sweeping the land. Just turn on the television and you can find several programs dedicated to showing scavengers rousting people in their home so they can haggle for an old Schwinn bicycle. Yah, I … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Racy Rooster Talk

By Linda Zern

A professor asked my son’s college class, “Who decides if a baby is a boy or a girl?” One bright young genderless humanoid piped up and said, “Society.” After my child (possibly a son) related this fascinating tale of modern American education, I walked out to my chicken coop … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Mr. Big Words

By Sarah Blodgett

I may not be a rocket scientist, but I’ve always considered myself to be of above average intelligence. I always got good grades in school. I have a college degree. Plus, I almost always predict who will be “Worst Dressed” on Fashion Police. However, there is something about my … [Read more...]

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