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My dad asked me to take him to a gun show. He wasn’t sure how to get to the place so I agreed to drive him. I wanted to fit in, so I went to Bass Pro Shop the week before to see if I could learn something about people who shop for guns. It looked like I was going to have to buy … [Read more...]
The air conditioning was on the fritz as the conference room became very warm, making the older man forget why he had kept his jacket on all day. As he slid it off, the other men in the meeting noticed the ironing marks on his shirt and tried to comfort him as he broke into … [Read more...]
It’s scary becoming suddenly senior. Especially when you hear those words, “Time for a colonoscopy.” It’s bad enough going to the dentist for crowns and a root canal let alone probe a persons plumbing system. To begin, I thought I was going to be absorbing a killer tropical … [Read more...]
Of all the genders of the human species, only one is rated most likely to develop "mild cognitive impairment'' as it ages. Oh, wipe those smug looks off your faces, ladies. You had a 50-50 shot. Yes, according to research released in the medical journal "Neurology,'' men are up … [Read more...]
It was a bleak Monday morning. So, as required by the Private Eye Union (PEU), I was nursing a hangover. Then, SHE walked in without knocking, but not without (...fill in with your own sexist comment here). “I hear you’re a good detective,” she vamped,“ as she leaned over my … [Read more...]