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I was 10 years old, frozen with fear atop a snow-covered hill, boots strapped into my snowboard, staring down at the man made ski jump I been instructed to go off. I looked over at my snowboarding instructor, certain he was trying to kill me for the betterment of the class, and … [Read more...]
If you have ever seen an episode of “Snapped!” you will recognize the pattern. Each tells the story of some family’s unraveling, usually ending in a suspicious disappearance or crime. They always start out with close-up shots of family photos, everyone all smiling and … [Read more...]
I am an expert on marriage. What can I say…I just “get it”. This is why, whenever possible, I like to share my wisdom with young married people seeking answers. Some advice I like to give includes the concept of just keeping your husband’s expectations really low. He thinks … [Read more...]
[Council Officers: Nicholas, Terry, Sybil; Rabble-rousers: Tibbs, Polly; Full bladder: Audrey] Nicholas: “The first meeting of the Council will now come to order.” Tibbs: “Order what? Take-out?” Polly: “I have been craving Thai.” Tibbs: “What about fish?” Polly: “Who … [Read more...]
“This is your captain speaking,” said Captain Tad Armstrong. “We have reached a cruising altitude of 80,000 feet—" “30,000,” said Sunny Davis, the co-pilot. “You sure?” “Yeah.” “Dang,” Tad said. “The 3 always looks like an 8 to me…—an altitude of 30,000 feet. So just sit … [Read more...]